Bizarre news day part II: chicken breasts (and I really mean that)
I'll post a real post tomorrow, but I can't resist this. So it turns out that the Miss California Pageant paid for Miss California's breast implants so she would be more competitive in the the Miss USA competition. Read it here.
No no no that's not the bizarre part. Here it is (from an interview on "The Early Show," with Keith Lewis, the Miss California Pageant co-director).
INTERVIEWER: But don't the judges look at proportion when they're judging the swimsuits? Wouldn't she have a better chance of winning if she were more proportioned?LEWIS: Well, of course she does. But there's plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.
INTERVIEWER: Well, but if...
LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.
INTERVIEWER: ... if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do?
LEWIS: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There's lots of tricks of the trade.
Hmmm there is so much I could say but I think again I'll say "no comment". (but I will send some homemade cookies to the person who comes up with the best comment with "no swears")
Comments
(this is like shooting fish in a barrel)
Interviewer: ... if you're wanting to marry your same sex partner, what are you supposed to do?
Lewis: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There's lots of tricks of the trade.
*off to puke on the shoes of Lewis and Miss Cali*
Posted by: jc | May 2, 2009 05:32 PM
LOL
Of course here in Massachusetts (and our sister states of CT, VT, IA (we've made Iowa an honorary New England State) and soon NH), we use the tape to hang the decorations and serve the chicken cutlet at the reception.
Posted by: Pat | May 2, 2009 06:20 PM
CORRECTED VERSION
Of course here in Massachusetts (and our sister states of MAINE!!!!!, CT, VT, IA (we've made Iowa an honorary New England State) and soon NH), , we use the tape to hang the decorations and serve the chicken cutlet at the reception.
Hooray for Maine!
Posted by: Pat | May 6, 2009 02:45 PM
Oh. my. god. Chicken cutlets. I mean, I've always known pageant life has to be completely bizarre but this is far worse than anything I could have imagined!
Posted by: Zuska | May 15, 2009 11:50 PM